Trololol

I posted a complaint to Cadbury today. Here is what I said in my letter:


Dear Cadbury people,

I purchased a 230g bag of your Milk Chocolate chips that I was going to use to bake chocolate chip cookies. But I got too lazy so I just decided it would be best to just eat the chips on their own as they looked irresistible.

I sat on the floor of my room and was casually eating a few at a time while working on my laptop. Then my sister needed help with her homework so I resealed the bag and left it on the floor, assuming that I would be back within a few minutes.

However, this was not the case. It turns out my sister needed help with science, and me, being a University Science student could not just stop at teaching her the basics, I wanted to go into detail to make sure she fully understood. So I took longer than a few minutes.

About 20 minutes later I returned to my room, to find that the packet had somehow lost it's seal, and that all the chocolate chips that were left (about half a packet) had vanished. I was shocked and saddened by this discovery, so I looked around my room, wondering how the state of this bag of milk chocolate chips came to be.

I see my dog, Izzy, in the corner of my room. Around her mouth is chocolate. And I knew instantly that she was the one responsible. I yelled at her and she ran under my bed. I was so upset by this, as I looked forward to eating the rest of the chocolate chips.

So my complaint is this; why do you make your milk chocolate chips so tasty that even an animal can't get enough? I'm sorry, but that's just not good enough. Stop making such delicious chocolate.

I'm sorry if I seemed harsh...I just want my 230g Milk Chocolate chips back. I really crave them now.

Regards,
Jade.


It's not meant to be funny or anything, I am just REALLY hoping they send me another packet of choc chips for free or something. And it's a true story. Totz legit y'all.